小话梅：妈妈我今天不舒服可以不上学吗？
话梅妈妈：哪里不舒服？
小话梅：我觉得全身都好酸啊真的。
20个最好笑笑话 超搞笑可爱的短笑话
Xiaohua Mei:Mom,can I not go to school today?Mother Hua Mei:what's wrong?Xiaohua Mei:I think my whole body is very sour.Really.
有一天螃蟹出门不小心撞倒了泥鳅，
泥鳅很生气地说：“你是不是瞎啊！”
螃蟹说：“不是啊我是螃蟹”。
One day,the crab accidentally knocked down the loach,and the loach said angrily,"are you blind?"The crab said,"no,I'm a crab.".
小明和小红相约在后山碰头，后来他们都得了脑震荡。
Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong meet at Houshan.Later they all have concussion.
中枢神经对末梢神经说：“你坏死啦！”
末梢神经对中枢神经说：“你麻痹”
The central nerve said to the peripheral nerve,"you are necrotic!"The peripheral nerve says to the central nerve,"you're paralyzed."
馒头和另一个馒头结婚了，结果发现花卷躺在自己床上，就问：“你怎么在这？我媳妇呢？”
花卷说：“人家烫了头你就不认识了？！”
Steamed bread and another steamed bread got married,only to find the curly flower lying on their own bed and asked,"Why are you here?Where's my daughter-in-law?""You don't know people who burn their heads?"said the scroll
花儿为什么会笑？因为它有梗啊~
Why do flowers laugh?Because it's stemmed~
北极熊问企鹅：你为什么不来找我玩呢？企鹅说：我太南了。
Why don't you come to play with me?Penguin said:I'm too south.
看到一对中学生情侣在街上手牵手，不禁回想起中学时代的自己，
当年的我，也是在街上看着一对中学生情侣在街上手牵手。
Seeing a couple of middle school students hand in hand on the street,I can't help thinking back to my middle school days,when I was also watching a couple of middle school students hand in hand on the street.
吃着吃着停电了，我连忙扒了两口饭，突然灯亮了，我惊呼：莫非这就是传说中的扒拉拉能亮？
Eating a power failure,I hurriedly picked up two meals,suddenly the light on,I exclaimed:is this the legendary pick Lala can light?
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