英式幽默 英式幽默经典语句

1 One should love animals.They are so tasty.

每个人都应该爱护动物，因为它们很好吃。

英式幽默 英式幽默经典语句

2 Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，但不要被ta的老公/老婆知道。

3 Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

每个成功的男人背后都有一个女人，每个不成功的男人背后，有两个。

4 The wise never marry,and when They marry they become otherwise.

聪明的人都未婚，结了婚的很难再聪明起来。

5 Never put off the work till tomorrow which you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。